1,000,000th customer...

I would like to thank 'FatMac' for becoming my first follower.

MY THREE POINT PROMISE

1. I solemnly sware I shall not let your faith in me down, I will uphold the standards and decency in my posts, to the levels you would expect.

2. I shall attempt to brighten your days, in these financially uncertain times, and offer an escape to the monotony of everyday life.

3. None of the above