Oh Well...The snows all gone at last, just the remnant splodge's of salt and grit stained slush against the kerbside.
We are now entering the rainy season here, so from white fields we enter Paddy fields, I'm going to forget potatoes this year, think I might have a go at growing rice!
Started rewriting my book again, following the child/laptop/smash episode, hope I can recall all aspects as it was pretty good.
Hose burst on the washing machine the other night due to the cold evenings, still wont have to build that swimming pool that I promised the cockroaches.
Ive got a couple of one liners for you all....ready for this?
Every fight is a good fight...If you are a cannibal!
HEADLINES YOU HOPE YOU'LL NEVER SEE.
Terrorists invade condom factory!
Choir boy born without tongue, sings through his nose!
CD player gets Woman pregnant, - She thinks by Elvis!
Busty mum trades breasts with her teenage daughter!
Banks to use tear gas, to evict mortgage defaulters!
17 year old girl becomes grandmother, on graduation day!
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