Monday, 9 February 2009


Dear Father, It has been some time since my last confession.

I no not why, but I was recently caught short, whilst queuing for tickets to see Will Young.

I had no choice but to relieve myself in my hat!

Will I be going to Hell as a result?

Well Gerronimo, The relieving of ones self in to a hat in a public place is indeed seen as a sin in the eyes of our Lord.

It all depends however on when the action took place. The Christian Church officially abolished the Idea of Hell in1983, so if you relieved yourself after that date, you are safe. However, if the deed took place before then, I'm afraid YOU WILL BE CAST INTO A LAKE OF FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY, and probably even longer...

1 comment:

  1. I have no pity for you whatsoever. Anyone who chooses to queue to see Will Young deserves to be cast into a lake of burning fire for eternity,(or even longer if possible).